Screw the French ass. We've got the cocks!

Haha that will sound familiar if you are a regular Ya Kun Kaya Toast customer. Today, I am stuck between sadness and joy. For being happy, it's about Singapore Idol. That sick egoistic jackass Christopher Michael Lee is finally out. I have waited for this day for a long time. Actually I don't really meant that. Just because he's cute, girls vote for him blindly. To me, Jerry Ong is better than CML. No more CML chants, Chrissypooians! Sylvester is improving, but he must continue to keep that rock image. Never ever turn to R&B or Pop because it kinda sucks. Rock music rulez. Looks like justice has finally been prevailed in Singapore Idol. But not for me. The sad thing is that......I lost my wallet at the coffeeshop. Inside the wallet contains stuffs like.....over $100. But thank God, he left my important items like I.C, Ezlink card, and library card inside my mailbox. That guy will not scot-free easily for taking the wallet and cash. If I find out who did it, I'll do it Hardcore Holly style; I'm gonna break that person's neck. This has taught me a lesson. Never bring any important valuables when you go to coffeeshop. And take good care of your things. I've been feeling blurry these days and I think that's due to lack of sleep. Being alert will be good and it cause you to kick some ass around the Tampines area. Mark my words. I believe in retribution. But it is not up to me to say that. And you know it's up to who. God has make differences in our lives. That's why we got to read the bible and say our prayers. That's the most important thing. Without prayer, you will be powerless. That's true. To find out the culprit, I'm gonna do it CSI style. The time is now for Heidenreich. The time is now for me to strike. Mark these sentences. And think again. That S.O.B thought he did a good deed by returning me my important items. I appreciated that. I really thank God for that. BUT, he took the hard earned money and wallet of mine. No outsiders use my father's or my money unless I give them the permission. Speaking of which, I don't want to talk about it. It starts to make me feel angry. And BAD things happen when I'm angry. One last thing about it; That S.O.B is a DEAD man..................

Be touch by Broken Elbow

I didn't do what I promised. That's why, I lied so much. That's the worst thing. I don't know why. When will the reunion of our class happened? After 20 years? Where we all fulfill our dreams? George the world-class gamer? Sherry the superstar? Caylynn the scientist? Jonathan the commentator/chicken rice seller? Terence the professional NFL player? Daryl the renowned soccer player? Xiang Long the online games CEO? Gang Yuan the heir of Bugis Coffee shop cum NBA basketballer? Nigel the S.W.A.T team leader? Junyu the architect cum curry rice CEO? BJ the singer? Wati the lecturer of Harvard U? Sebrina and Fiona as Manga comics editor?Joeyee the songwriter/singer/music director? Jess the violinist who people dubbed as Vannesa Mae's protege? Haresh & Shona in the Indian Newlyweds? Vannesa the 'korean' Mediacorp artiste? Me the Olympic Gold Medalist (Wrestling) and WWE Superstar? :-) You've got to know one thing. Each and every one of us have our own respective dreams. We will work towards it, even though people will say that it's impossible. But remember: All Things Are Possible. Who knows one day that Yi Ling (keyboard), Linda (lead guitar), Nafisah (guitar/lead vocals), Hafiza (percussion) and Hasimah (bass guitar) will form a rock band and dubbed themselves as The Gozillaz? You never know. Or maybe one day, Caylynn (keyboard/turntables), Sherry (lead vocals), June (bass guitar), Sebrina (percussions), Fiona (lead guitar.guzheng), and Shimin (violin) will invade the WWE or form a classic punk-rap-metal rock band and dubbed themselves as CS3FJ? Sherry might even scream louder and better then Chester Bennington or any other metal rock band singers. Ditto to Shona (indian keyboard), Anita (indian Percussions), Wati (lead vocals), Nithyya (bass guitar) and Ria (lead guitar). Since they like punk rock music so much, they can form a indian-punk rock band and open an organisation, which Wati is the 'Triple H' of the company. I must have been thinking about rock bands too much. Before the graduation, I thought of performing Yellowcard's Gift and Curses, where Jonathan (guitar, lead vocals), me (lead guitar), George (percussions), Terence (bass guitar), Caylynn (keyboard), and Jess (violin) can hype up the crowd. But when you imagine about that, you will laugh your ass off. Jess, in a western suit, the suit she wore two years ago, playing the violin in a rock band? OK why not this?

As I stated earlier,
Shona and Haresh in Newlyweds. You can imagine that too. Inviting the bollywood and hollywood stars, the class of 4T1 2004, and their brothers and sisters. Maybe Krishna can host the Krishna Kumaran show, just like what Ashlee Simpson did. This sounds kinda lame. But when you imagine about it, something is wrong..........dead wrong.................

Cocksta Sucks Grac Ta El Chik Ka

Came back from Costa Sands East Coast chalet.......and what can I say about it? Of course........sucks! It is worse than the Pasir Ris one. We had a hard time with the Phillips TV. No three pin plug. No remote control sensor. And one malaysia channel. What can you expect from this shit? Anyway, it really sucks. Not much people were there. Thanks to Seb's mother, helping us out. Sometimes, a Seb can be transform into a Serbia and Monterego. Got what I mean? Shut up. Dick's Dick stands up when he sees Florence Lian. It's true. Can't go any further. Speaking of dick, Adrian Mutu took an illegal drug...........to improve his sexual performance. People thought it was cocaine, but it was an unexpected one. Improving sexuall performance.........can't he just take vagina, opps I mean viagra or whatsoever........or maybe drinking beer with egg? Perhaps the drug can be strong on him and he will give the best combo and f**k the girl hard. Ok enough of this. Anyway, it's late. And I'm planning to go to the gym later. This is sick. I'm sick. I've got to change it. You've got to change it.

Vitamin J - Fcuk-duation

Today was the Graduation Day for us and I really felt...crappy. Then we had buffet at the canteen and saw a couple of my classmates' mothers' or sisters'. Speaking of that, some of them look kinda identical. To name a few, Super Shimin; The 7 foot 500 pounds Horner. Nafisah; Arial font user. They really look like their sisters. Then saw Nigel's, Jonathan's, Haresh's, Gang Yuan's and XL's moms. Speaking of Graduation, it is a ponny in the ass of a horse. 1 performance - bitching around like a dawg. Thanks McGrath for the gifts. Mostly, for the teaching and the guidance. Goes out to teachers who have taught me before. Ain't no joking. Ain't no crapping. Ain't no fcuking. F.C.U.K - Free Curry Under Kuan. Yup Kuan. Not Lee Kuan Yew. I started to love the F.C.U.K brand. When I walked around the shopping malls that I've been to, I can't find a male F.C.U.K shop. What I found were female stuffs. Damn! My brother just told me. Singapore doesn't sell male F.C.U.K stuffs. Screw Singapore!.......Oh I think I better not screw the living hell out of my country..

Precious time wasted, Screwed up assignment; MY ASS!

First of all, I'm a christian. I am religious.
Today is the last N Level paper for the Antis......or NTs. But there's something that strucked me today.....exams ain't over for me....and I almost study until I remember that the exams are over......I guess I have already fell for exams and studies...DAMN! But that's a good thing....period. For now, I don't really know what to write as nothing strucked my mind.....but I have wrote this down and this has proven that something has struck my mind. October 19 is a date that we will never forget. Graduation Day. Tears of joy and sadness; streaming down our faces; hearing songs like broken wings, true, and other sentimental songs will make us feel emotional......wanting to go and die.......anyway, it will be a day that we will never forget....as we go on with our lives......pursuing our own respective dreams, heading towards a great challenge, doing drugs and ganja, experiencing the lifestyle of the rich and famous and many other things that's unexpected and shocking. In this case, the Joeyee revolution will end with a bang............on October 19. It's OK to apologise, but don't take it for granted.

Metalingus Tycoonatic

Today I almost screw up in my science exam.....It's kinda sucks when you screw up in things like this. Well, if you want to unscrew it, just screw the hell out of your teacher. Rubbing your ass onto somebody's face might be a glamourous thing to do. But remember, screw your ass! Finally, I've noticed that I have been ripping and screwing everyone. Well, I would have to just make a promise; not to screw up with Mathematics Syllabus T paper 2. To tell you the truth, I have no idea for the Joeyee revolution story. I guess I'll have to write something that will make him furious and feels that he himself is an obnoxious son of a gun.....perhaps........but not.

Joeyee Revolutionisation
The story might be getting boring, but the suspense ain't there yet. After all charges were cleared against him, he flew back to Singapore, proposed to Vivian, which she happily accepted. Together, they wed at their home church, Queenstown Baptist Church. During the process of their wedding, something happened. Joeyee started to sing Oh Hong Kong Oh Hong Kong, starting a riot at his church. It continued and went all the way to Tampines. He gave a speech, proclaiming that he is the best Hong Konger of all time. He continued to rip the government, saying that the income tax ain't enough to feed their own diapers. To me, this is getting out of the way. So I say, 'SCREW THAT!'

Broken Wings.....

Today's mathematics syllabus N is quite OK......except that I almost screw up......But paper 2 will be much more easier as the paper is meant for us......ONLY US! And not for any cock-suckers, Screwjobbers, or any other violent, disgusting, filthy, asses of the clowns! Nah just jokin' and I have to say that tomorrow's science paper will be neither easy nor hard......but standard. To continue the story, here's how it goes.....

Wai Chu Eh Soeyee Revolutionisation
Flashback:
Both H.K peeps wanted to be singers. But first, they will have to compete with the best of the best, middle of the middle, and the ordinary of the ordinary. Joeyee and Sherry started off with the basics; Karaoke lessons. Slowly, they improved and on the middle of the road, one thing came to Joeyee's mind; To revolutionise Singapore again.....Not only that, the world was his target too. Sherry wasn't interested and Joeyee went on to fulfill that dream again. He started off by protesting against the Singapore government, this time dealing with PM Lee Hsien Loong. He began to piss off after PS2 and X-Box modification has been banned, as Singapore wanted to be part of the gaming industry, revolutionising the gaming world. He was so pissed off that he started to give names to the government board on 'live' national TV. Then, he flew back to Hong Kong on a private jet, planned an audacious attack on the China government board, who were at there for a meeting by setting a gas bomb. Of course, it succeeded and Joeyee was never found guilty as there was no evidence against him. What will happen next? Stay tuned..........

OK sorry about it. Got to rush through my science......

Describe the person.....

Here is a list of my friends whom I'm gonna describe:

George - IT phenomenal masochist

Junyu - Walking mathematics encyclopedia

Jonathan - Chicken Rice sympathizer

Gang Yuan - Kopi kid

Terence - Money loadspinner

Haresh - Brownie with Secrets

Nigel - Monkey with an attitude

Sherry - The Shopper till you dropper

Bao Jun - The Narcissistic horny gal

Sebrina & Fiona - A pair of Manga twins

Nithyya & Shona - Da Sistaz with an Indian-otic attitude

Anita - Eurasian who looks like an indian but speaks Malay besides Tamil starry eyes rocker

Caylynn - Wassuper.....besides me........

Joeyee - Hong Kong communist Revolutionary

Ok. I think that's all. I will think of more next time. Anyway, I seems to lose my interests in studying for the Ns. Fuck that. Opps I didn't really mean it. But got to study no matter what. Got to do what I got/must/have to do. Last day of school really sucks. Classmates crying......screw that! Wanna cry? Save the tears for October 19 and mid-December. You can cry all you want on both dates. I can even accompany you. There seems to be conflicts between the kliqs of 4T1. Members leaving and joining another. Hey, got a story here......

April 1988. Hong Kong. A baby was born. His parents named him Joeyee Watt, hoping he will do what is right and good for the world. But little did they knew that he is going to be one of the world's most devastated communist of all time. He came to Singapore at an early age and protested against the Singapore government for what he thought was wrong. Things like banning the chewing gum, guns in Singapore, and pirated CDs really pissed him off. Joining him was Hong Kong born Sherry and together they were known as the H.K Communist Revolutioniserz. Suprisingly, they came to power shortly after their rise but it seems to be a cock and bull story as Joeyee's group of communist ditched him for other groups. He tried to attempt suicide but it was a ploy to lure his lover, Vivian to come and persuade him not to do what's bad for himself and the country again. Luckily for him, the plan worked and together they revolutionised the music department in Joeyee's home church, Queenstown Baptist Church. As for Sherry, he found his one and only and a number of people said it was a perfect match made from heaven while some people just say, 'SCREW THAT!' She is currently attending City Harvest Church and like Joeyee, she hoped to revolutionise the music department in her church. What really's funny was that both of the H.K dude and glamour girl wanted to be singers and entertain the hell out of the audience. But given their status, what will happen?

OK I will write more about it next time.......you can see that it's like a Che Guevara story. But if you read it entirely, you will find that it's just ripping people off the socks, bullshitting about them. Ok thanks for your compliment or whatsoever.