POD my ass

I do felt that Creative products are much more reliable than Apples' one. Nowadays, many people are looking forward, up straight, to buy an iPod, mini iPod, iPod photo or the limited edition U2 iPod. They are thinking that iMac will take over PCs in the near future and Apple will rule the world and put Microsoft out of the business. Well, a message to you assholes out there. FUCK IT. This ain't gonna happen. Because I believe that Microsoft will reign over centuries and they will eat the Apple up. It's only iPod that's taking the world by storm. Nowadays, there are quite alot of people walking in and out the Apple shop at Wheelock Place. If you buy an iPod, you've got to think of the consequences. You've got to spend hundreds of dollars on accessories and it's really a waste. Wrote me in this post; Worst spending-free ever! Come December 1st, it will be the grand finals of Singapore Idol. Rocker vs R&B-er.....Chinese vs Malay.......Yellow vs Brown........Slyvester vs Taufik..........not as exciting as Manchester United vs Arsenal, The Rock vs Hulk Hogan, Babe Ruth vs Mark McGwire and Muhammed Ali vs Mike Tyson........haha.....anyway, it's taking Singapore by storm. But to me, neither of them will impress the judges at World Idol. On Taufik, Simon will quote, "You are a Usher impersonator and we had enough of it." On Sly, it would be, "Say 'She sells seashells at the seashore' ten times. Look at you. You have a problem doing that. Therefore, I proclaim that you fail your english." No offence. Don't kick my ass. Anyway, I'm looking forward to Christmas. I hope that I will have an ass-kicking, goody-playing, unforgettable and joyful Christmas Eve and Christmas this year.

Gothicanize.....

Sometimes, being a human ain't easy. You've got to sacrifice, give and take, and do lame stuffs. But I'm happy as a human. Really very satisfied. Speaking of lame stuffs, I recommend Jackass The Movie. It might be lame, but it will bring the shit out of you. Ain't that a kick in the head means that you're gonna die. Come on, a song like this, one kick in your head, you'll go paralyse and your life will be in danger. The warning logo, "Parental Advisory" should be marked on Westlife's latest album, just because of one song. If kids listen to it, they would go around kicking their friends' head. Romantic songs influences people to go around and kiss with girls or boys, depending on the gender. Ain't that too obscene too? Sometimes, a song can twist a person's mind, making him think the other way. What to do? Songs are like that. And now I'm like that. But I will not. Because I just wrote this shit. So I think that I got to be prepared for it, don't fall into the trap. Some go for the tunes, while some go for the words. What about you? Jackass? haha......

Ass Kicking Anthem

Over the past weekends, I watched The Incredibles and I would say that it's an ass kicking, jet flying, highly graphical, amazing, electrified and totally reck of awesomeness movie. It's a ripped off from The Fantastic Four......only they added Morph and Quicksilver to it....Overall, it's a really good movie. Go catch it if you haven't done that. Yesterday, I went for a distant relative's wedding dinner and I can only say, "WHAT A SHOCKING PISSED OFF BUSINESS." After drinking some wine, I went for crap and I've combined Friday, Saturday and yesterday's waste and turned it into the ultimate one. In total, I crapped for roughly about 10 minutes. It's totally crap. Ultimately, screw that.

YOYOYO give it up for MC Birthday!

First of all, I would like to wish my brother Happy Birthday. You got to know that birthday is important. Why? You will know that one day. After tonight's Singapore Idol performance, I think that Sylvester did a great job singing An Qing. What Ken said was true. He did not mumbled the words like Jay Chou. Well for today, its Deepavali. But it will be over in a few minutes time. Anyway, it's over. DEEP down in that person's heart there's a PAtriotic girl whose name is VAnessa LI. Oh what the fuck am I typing about? I shouldn't have say fuck too. I went for a 5 am jog. Saw Al Qaeda doing something strange. Wondering what's he's doing, I approached him. I was shocked to see that. Pulling that thing up and down. Sucking on it. Green liquid was drippling down his hands. You can even hear the sound from the background. I thus asked him, "What the hell are you doing? Eating an ice cream early in the morning while playing the Qiqong non-stop hits?" To me, this is totally outrageous. Fancy eating an ice cream in the morning after exercising. This will definitely make you grow abnormally. For the record, you have the biggest penis in the world, period!

Cool is a word to be associated with..........

Sorry for the lack of update. I ain't cool for that. But in terms of looks, am I cool? Only you can tell.