YOYOYO give it up for MC Birthday!

First of all, I would like to wish my brother Happy Birthday. You got to know that birthday is important. Why? You will know that one day. After tonight's Singapore Idol performance, I think that Sylvester did a great job singing An Qing. What Ken said was true. He did not mumbled the words like Jay Chou. Well for today, its Deepavali. But it will be over in a few minutes time. Anyway, it's over. DEEP down in that person's heart there's a PAtriotic girl whose name is VAnessa LI. Oh what the fuck am I typing about? I shouldn't have say fuck too. I went for a 5 am jog. Saw Al Qaeda doing something strange. Wondering what's he's doing, I approached him. I was shocked to see that. Pulling that thing up and down. Sucking on it. Green liquid was drippling down his hands. You can even hear the sound from the background. I thus asked him, "What the hell are you doing? Eating an ice cream early in the morning while playing the Qiqong non-stop hits?" To me, this is totally outrageous. Fancy eating an ice cream in the morning after exercising. This will definitely make you grow abnormally. For the record, you have the biggest penis in the world, period!