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Monday, January 31, 2005, 10:19 PM

Potentializer

If I were to stare at the sun for 48 hours, I would go blank. I realised that I'm blogging now. If I were to kick your nuts, it's like BANGKOK! This is getting out of control. Telling myself that I must go to the gym later determines my ability to keep my promise. That chipset of yours is hidden in your balls. Cause when it crosses the line, it's a goal. OK since this week is Balls' Week, let's talk about balls. If a chipset is embedded into your balls, can you control your bladder or just let it be? What comes out goes out. That's why people hate suggestions like this. C.E.I.B. Chip Embedded Into Balls. Soccer matches will be too mechanical and there ain't gonna be bad critics to be written in newspaper articles. Cheating to Win is something that makes the world goes round. Trepidation disable you to do a specific task and gives you tremors. Ditto to balls as well. If a ball were to hit you in the face, you would never dare to face it anymore. But to overcome the fear, face it and say, "SCREW YOU!" I ain't no tutorial baby you sick son of a biatch. CBGB. All caps. It's a branded item. Not *** *** **** BIRD. Fill in the blanks.

Sunday, January 30, 2005, 8:18 PM

OH THE PAIN! NO!!

Went to MacRitchie Reservoir for the 5th week fellowship special. Started to freak out everyone when I put the blood capsule into my mouth. Looking at myself in disguise at the toilet........Well, it's a fun thing to do, I assume. Played a little bit of frisbee with the dudes and dudets and overall, I can say that it's kinda great to plan this type of stuff at places like this......Experiencing and enjoying the wind and nature a.k.a God's beautiful creation. Ran 4.8 km around MacRitchie with the guys and running along the expressway, highway or whatsoever really sucks. Breathing in carbon monoxide fills your body with toxic and poisonous gas that you can't fart it out. After running, I seems to be on high and my legs were really active at the time. Mathematics formulaes always circulates around my mind. Bird shits are always seen in nature park where the flowers gloom and the trees grow. What's the link? "ALWAYS" is the link. My stomach was in deep shit before I came back home. It didn't came out until I finished bathing. Circulation around my ass means that I'm gonna crap. Cause when I crap, I'm feeling way too damn good.....................BTW, all I can say is CIAO BELLA.

Saturday, January 29, 2005, 11:48 PM

L.O.V.E

What in the blue hell is the most famous, reowned, and worldwide-known four letter word? LOVE! Yes it's love. Love ain't nothing but a four letter word. What if someone were to stab you on the heart? On the inside I mean. The definition of people stabbing you on the inside means that you will feel fucking hurt and......10%........60%.........100%......BROKEN. Somebody told me that you have a boyfriend who look like a girlfriend. Does it means that your balls are being transferred to your body where they evolved by popping out from the inner part of your chest? Evolution is a part of our life. Trillions of cells in our body. It's like a series circuit. Once you cut the wire, the rest will get affected. To tell you the truth, I really detest my class. I'm ending my whining by saying Terence's trademark qoute,"SCREW YOU!" Here it goes:

Scheuled for 12 pm for a jam

So late we were and we shouted damn

What to do as someone was saying

Extended to 12.30 and that's my thingy

Calling once, calling twice, no one picked up the phone

And I heard Terence's stupid and silly ringing tone

Went in the studio first and started to trash

As Caylynn and George were trying to dash

Started with our version of AOL Sessions

And that helps me to relief myself from constipation

Enter in Caylynn and she started to play

Look What You've Done by Jet but the boredom caused us to change

Had another Sessions until George came

Got down into serious business and it's never the same

Jam a couple of songs mainly Not Enough and Only One

Not the same old songs especially Look What You've Done

Singing Only One was as cool as Carlito

But when the ending part came I was as red as a tomato

WTF I assumed as I got too emotional

Perhaps I was trying to be like Dashboard Confessional

A couple of songs more and we ended with Broken Dreams

Before going to church and sing some hymns

Went to 7-Eleven and George started to bleed

It seems that the blood color ain't so deep

Went on our seperate ways

As we will meet to jam on another day............

OK this really sucks. Don't really know what to type. If you were to sign off right now, you will lose that gut of yours. By the way, I can't really feel that beat and you know what I'm talking when you feel the heat on the inside of me.........

Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 9:39 PM

SQUEEZE!!!!!

Stress. Many students are currently under the state of stress. Tactical knowledge: Stress ball. Squeeze as many times as you can to relieve stress. Stress ball: $20. WTF? Come on.....we all have balls. What's there to waste so much money on a small little ball? Just squeeze the balls where the sun doesn't shine.......for MEN. For women, I don't know. If you have a boyfriend, lucky you. But if you don't, you know where to squeeze...........I WANT MILK! OK this is getting way too horny.........I quote my friend: "The more clorets you eat, the harder the sperm comes out." Is it true? Well, I don't know. I might be wrong. We are not perfect. Quote Douglas Robb: "I'm not a perfect person......" Why do people have to believe in things........Today, the newspaper articles were written well. If you were to take out the ",", I will kick you where the sun doesn't SHINES........................................

1:24 AM

WHAT?

Why aren't i blogging nowadays? Because these days took my precious time and kicked my ass. Under the process of rejuvenation, I believe that things that are going old will be lively again. I've been 'dreaming-cock' nowadays and it looks like I'm in serious deep shit. Why? Because once you do that, you will know what's in stored for you. Oh by the way, that ain't gonna happen because it's just pure cock dreams. All I know is to work my ass off, study hard, get out of ITE and head straight to Poly. Too late for regrets. This is life. And life doesn't sucks. Right now, I can't find my school pants. So what am I gonna wear later besides underwear? He who wears less steams the best. This is a compliment that's complimentary. I ain't gonna ask people to pay for the good words. I just wanna live. The life of a superstar........once the rumors start buzzing, life is gonna tough and hard. Blame no one but the lame asses. Paparazzis are paid well because they provide fake and realistic shity information about superstars. Are people trumatized when Tampines Rovers beat Chelsea 8 - 0? To sign off, I would say that people like to make cakes nowadays. Think about it. This ain't no fudge dawg!

Friday, January 21, 2005, 10:34 PM

What If........

Went for a workshop about leading a worship at Thomson Road Baptist Church today early in the morning. Saw Joeyee and he's really obnoxious. I mean obvious......about what? About his looks. Learnt quite a few things like how to read the notes, following the rhythm, combining melody and chords together and basic stuffs about bass guitar. Kind of fun although I kept knocking off during the general sessions......what a screwy drewy. Hari Raya Haji......WASSUP with TAT? Curiousity cause me to think. For example, why is the arrow that's pointing to the right isn't stated as left? Why isn't the letter 'H' known as Haitch? Oh must not think of this anymore.......think it's gonna kill my brain.........Polluting the Singapore River is a wise thing to do........That's why we are advised to stay in school........ONE THING: Two weeks ago, I sleptwalked. When I woke up, I was bathing. END BLOG.

Saturday, January 15, 2005, 11:04 PM

JAM IT!

What a load of rubbish! I don't really know what to type in this unformatted blog of mine............ok here it goes.....went for another jamming session with the band.......gonna take back what I've typed on the previous blog........guess we'll be jamming for ages and regularly........need to relax though.....can't stress my ass...........by the way, jammed a couple of mainstream songs.........numb.........boulevard of broken dreams..........and not forgetting our covers, look what you've done and the reason. Comparing to the previous session, this time was definetely better.........although we waited for hours...........wanting to know why, go to terence88.blogspot.com. It's worth for every single minute......Maybe it is. We are all aiming for one thing..........and that's to get to Poly next year.......got to work our asses off in order to do that. Tell me. Who doesn't want to do it? Even if the module's complicated, still got to try my very best to understand what the shit is all about. Not shit around the campus or compound. Remember, the way you crap determines how much energy have you used.

Friday, January 14, 2005, 1:49 AM

Predict the Unpredictable™

Same thing happened. Can't really interact with the class......apart from some peeps......Not really enjoy talking to them.........as their jokes and cock-talking skills ain't at my standard.......or should I say, the 4T1 standard. Got the books today and I can only say one word, "SCREWED!" Found a couple of typo errors and I think I'm gonna expect more of that as I finish reading topic after topic. Moreover, the questions on the book seems to be out of point. DEADLY seriously out-of-point.........isn't explaining clearly though.......Starting with the intermediate syllabus is gonna be one hell out a ride. Tough cookie huh dude? BANGKOK! 4T1 are meant to be stuck together.....till doomsday come. We are THE dudes and dudets of the campus.......PERIOD. We were the compound....with atoms chemically combined together....but since the spilt, we dissolved to mixture....with atoms not chemically combined together........I guess no class will be able to take that spot of ours and turn the ego around, making it bigger and better. That's with egoistic people.....can't seem to change.......Oh I'm having a minor tummyache now. Should I crap anot? Not being ashamed to publicly announce something, I've a hard time crapping nowadays. You can say it's constipation, but in the end, YOU'VE GOT PUNK'D!

Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 8:53 PM

Oh it's so DAMN!!!!!

Today was my second day in the new campus......and I felt that I'm already used to it........beginning to think although the school is big, but it's really THAT small......I've noticed one thing about my class....the muddy peeps' jokes ain't that funny.....it's pure crap, lame, shit, etc....and yet, my other classmates laughed like shit.......funny though......still, 4T1 jokes are the best......it's the most crapiest, shittest, lamest, and most of all, FUNNIEST. Combining all our jokes will definetely give people HELL. A hellacious beer is good enough for you and me. But still, no negative comments about them......friendly though.....that's cool.....but not as cool as 4T1.....There's this Glamour Qrap......I mean Quest modelling thingy organised by Lianhe Zaobao and to my surprise which turned out to be an unsurprisingly news, Joeyee signed up for it.....oh my gosh....wat the hell.......this isn't meant to be........we were MEANT TO LIVE!!!!! Just wish that the teachers in Singapore will go for a strike at the M.O.E headquarters...just like the canadian teachers in Swee Sing's school........But also wish that it will never happen in this tiny, whiny, successful, awesome, tourist attraction, LHL, GCT, LKY...........SON OF A GUN! WOOOOOOOO!!!!! country of ours! I'm gonna unveil something that will shock you people......not only Singapore, but the rest of the world! To sign off, I can't. But, I can type something................................................WATCH THIS SPACE.

Friday, January 07, 2005, 1:27 AM

This Is The Last Time......

Curiousity. Today, we hanged out for the 'last time' and we watched Seed Of Chucky. Somehow, I think that Chucky's kinda funny and cute. First of all, the movie's not scary at all although there were some obscene and disgusting parts........and I think only George, Terence and I were laughing inside the cinema when the scenes occurred........although there weren't many people in the threate......It's really funny and peeps, go watch it. I really had a great laugh. Before and after the movie, as usual, we had our daily routine and I think I don't have to explain......in one of the many games that we played, there was one time when Terence was waiting for me at the finishing line......or I can said just ONE METRE behind the finishing line......unexpectedly, I just drove past him and emerged as the winner.....after all, it's a cheap shot. HAHA. He was kinda surprised as he thought I was far behind him. Looks like this will be our 'last' challenge of the daily routine as we will be starting school next week onwards. But what we are gonna do is to do it occasionally. This will help I assume....As I am J.B.L............

Tuesday, January 04, 2005, 9:11 PM

OutRan....

I kinda think that Outrun 2 has already been certified GOLD by the council of JereManiacs. Let us talk about timeline. Looking back at where it all started, Terence wasn't really aware of Outrun 2. He was a crazy Initial D fanatic. One fine day, someone told him about Outrun 2.........but after looking at the wrong information of the game, he was still convinced that Initial D's the best racing arcade game in town. Not until he stepped onto the wheels of Outrun 2, he found himself getting hooked onto the game. Now, everyone's hooked on it. Male or female, who cares? When we were at the arcade just now, it seems that ST and WQ are hooked onto the game. Ditto to Caylynn as well. Before heading to the arcade, we went for our 3rd jamming session and I think we screwed up this time. All we have to do now is 'PRACTICE (X3).' After this session, we will find ourselves busy with our homework and stuffs. So it will be twice a month instead of the usual once a week. OK CSI/Fiery Thunderbolt time. Taiwan and USA. Steady siah........

Sunday, January 02, 2005, 11:53 PM

YOU'VE BLOGGED MY ASS!

For this is the new year, we've our resolutions and whether it will come true anot, just write it down. You won't regret. Finally.......the first Monday of 2005. As I'll be starting school next week, I'll probably spend the week training entensively so that I can be prepared for any fitness obstacle course that's coming on my way. OK. Looks like I'm gonna sleep now, suck it dawg!