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Sunday, February 27, 2005, 10:59 PM

Darn or Damn

Haven't been blogging for days.....It seems that the world is going rounder and rounder....the speed that is exceeding the current one.....how fast can you expect the world to go? What is it? Psychology? Speaking of which, went jamming with church friends. Can't believe that we jammed Only One 5 times. That was so deeply insane. 5 times of Only One. We are only permitted to jam that song once but we kind of overdone it. Bands who make good music....how many of them can you think of? Green Day's supposedly one of them, and they still are. U2's another one and can't really think of others. Gauge or Surge. Choosing the right one will determine your definition idiotic heroic act. I.H.A........impressive........Being bossy ain't gonna help you go up the level. Instead, falling down is the only solution for you, unless you work something out. If you only eat spaghetti, never eat curry. You will not only get constipated, but you will face a whole lot of shit. 'Shit' in terms of big problems. That you're not expecting. What I can say now is, "I'm freaking tired and I need some rest now." Should I type those two indulging words? Since I ALLOW it, I should anyway..............GOOD NIGHT...........Till death do us part, I will not chokeslam you......

Thursday, February 24, 2005, 12:52 AM

Fenderimiz

I've got the Fonz Factor, haven't I? This is the time to guess why do people always speak ill of the others when they are not fault in the first place. Typical Singaporeans or whatever things, this is getting out of control. When they are handed assignments by their bosses, they bitch about it all the time, saying the boss gives he or she a whole load of work to do. BUT when they have nothing on the table reserved for them, they would complain and think that the boss do not think highly of them. That's with typical Singaporeans. Can't really be changed unless something happens. That something is that someone who will be the one and only someone. OK crappy sentence. ITE Open House happening during the weekends. I doubt I can make it due to the wedding on Saturday and church on Sunday. With the book in a deep shit, I can't turn back time and take proper care of my book once again. What's done is done. We can't change it. That's why we got to make the right decisions in our lives. Mass Communications..........just hoping that I can go to that course after graduating from ITE...........Can form a new all-Singapore Jackass Crew..........That would be a hell lot of fun.........To rock hard on a guitar, you got to strum softly. Or else, the string will break......Does that means that hardcore powerhouse rockers strum softly and I can't assume that they are gay just because of one small tissue...I mean issue. "To rock harder, you got to strum lighter. " That's my quote for this 'early' morning and I should be able to do it now....

Monday, February 21, 2005, 8:49 PM

Post-Syndrome

What kind of syndrome? Dynamicatism? You bet your ass on it. Haven't been blogging these days. Should I apologise? If I didn't, will you have the urge to hammer the guy who types crappy stuffs, the man with a few words when he's tired and a million words when he's hyperactive? The "Masterpiece" when he go to the gym and do his homework everyday and the dude who acts as if he's cool?(he's cool anyway.) Will you do that, thinking that bearing the consequences is worth it? I do feel that homosexuality has been around my life for quite a while. The major issue might be watching the latest episode of The Simpsons and all I can say is this is really sick. I've notice that whenever a major issue is brought up, I will be exposed to things related to that topic. For now, I can say this is a good sign from God, telling me that we as humans should NEVER defy his authority, will and the Ten Commandments. Boys having oral sex in classrooms after dismissal, basketball training or during recess really freak people out. Moreover, the sweat and the dirt might cause AIDS and this is a BIG deal. The person who caught them doing that is the guy who suffers most. Catching a glimpse of the activity that's currently 'processing' might be a once in a lifetime issue. But that will determine whether are you that type of ass who will enjoy it or whatsoever. All I can say that is I MIGHT NOT BE TURNING AGAINST MY GENDER BECAUSE I WILL NEVER DO THAT. PEACE!

8:49 PM

Thursday, February 17, 2005, 12:21 PM

Alliances Reunited

Right now, I'm sitting in the class, listening to the relief lecturer explaining instructions to us on how can we remove the RAM in a so-called simple and specific task. Oh shit.....took the CPU that does not include a RAM in it......why am I always taking the things that's always in a bad shape...oh f**k......a bad shape the CPU is in.....a narcissistic bald noisy jackass can't seem to shut his freaking mouth. i\Interrupting in people's conversation, taunting the people when we are not even THAT close........sad for that fella.......really sick of it.......Alliances reunited......based on the title......the chances might be slim, but it's just real......Sharing the bolster makes both parties pitiful. Oh what the crap am I typing about this time? Why do I heard about people talking about sexuality and pornography when things are not related? Is this the evolution of generation or the start of revolutionising sexuality with the youths in the lead? What would you choose to dismantle? A PC, bicycle or a nuclear bomb? I ought to tell you that a bicycle's engine is ditto to the nuclear bomb. Attracting too much attention will kill you.......the murder ain't just INC. It's just incorporated. Alwyn's probably one hell of a lucky kid.....with the iMac laptop and high processing CPUs in his possession, without a shadow of a doubt, spoilt brat no.1.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 10:29 PM

Collaboration of the Misogynistic & Obnoxious

So much for a collaboration like this.....definitely no dreams will be pursed. To gain what you lost is something difficult to work on it. Misogynistic self-centred materialistic and narcissistic bastards will find themselves losing the most important things in their life. Money is the root to all evil......but how evil can you get when you rip off that shirt of yours, get prepare for battle in Middle-Earth. All the talks on gays and homosexuals.......really make us feel that puking is the solution. Malcolm Glazer might be aiming to monopolize Manchester United, but how much more can he do when we have the power in the Manchester United Supporters' Club and major shareholders? To survive a disaster, eat twisties. Besides that, it's screwed. Some movie directors are just capable of producing a good show, just because their brains ain't at the right or left side of their asses. To stay awake and still in a difficult situation where a bee is buzzing around your bionic redneck while sitting in a lecture theater, listening to your lecturer spilling out nonsense and crapping about his illustrious history ain't no tough job. Just swallow the pill of awakening and you will be hyper as ever. That rhymes huh? Dissing someone might be categorise into Recreation in the near future. Anyway, the near future was in the past as the future ahead of us is brighter than the near future. Freak Out! Freak Out! 1985 was the year where the top dawgs shone and dwelling on the glory days just was the right thing to do. You're piss because you got diss. That might be my tag line in the near future. It's possible when it's applicable. To say it ONE MORE TIME, you're piss because you got diss..........

1:20 AM

Van-Dalingam

You ain't nothing but a houndog. You ain't nothing but a houndcat. What the hell was that? Are you in the state of anxiety, just because you're gonna have something that will affect you for the rest of your life? Is there anyone in the world who's narcissistic, materialistic, and obnoxious? Well, I bet there is. It's gonna be damn gross and disgusting if you were to look at that person's picture. Did Jay-Z really occurred 99 problems? That seems too real for a rapper who's only doing the talking but not the punches. 1 to 99. Too long for a foolscap paper. Fingers go numb after writing the 55th problem. Lucky dude with a Knowles by his side. Is there gonna be a 100th problem when will rock their relationship? I doubt so. Is England dubbed as the hygienic palace in the world? Singapore was dubbed as the Food Of Heaven. Well, in that case, I don't really give a shit about it. Being pessimistic is gonna screw your brain upside down. Blood spattered all over my face. "OH SHIT! THAT'S MY SO CALLED HAPPY ENDING!" What the hell was that? Low self-esteem, level of self confidence: 0%. Sometimes, we just got to believe that we can do it, no matter what the circumstances are. Why do some people love the shit of dictators such as Saddam Hussein and Adolf Hitler? Just because of their moustache? Renowned dictators tend to have moustache. Is it true? To name a few, I've already done it. Speaking of done, DAMN! Happy belated birthday to every chinese on planet earth. If strangers 'pass' by my blog, just remember, to lao yusheng, use a fock instead. It will make life easier for you....in a way that you will not be stress. To sign off, I've something to unveil..........I'm ain't no bad boy because I ain't no good kid. Oh crap. Sign off unsuccessful. One more time.......I'm gonna leave and your life's living in a live leave and leaves have lives and lifes leaving the leave as the life's living. Toy Soldiers, good stuff.

Friday, February 11, 2005, 10:05 PM

Germanisz

The horns sound, the birds fly, the tree shook, "WE'VE SHOCKED THE WORLD!" This is sick. Bored at home....typing nothing but crap.....But wait a minute, I'm typing! And this ain't crap! This ain't horny......isn't it? My brother went to Germany with my father. That's way too cool. Do I have any blogging experience? Look, I don't care if Valentine's Day is upon us. Cause I have no time for that as it's the Grammys that matters most on that day. Anyway, even if I were to spend Valentine's Day, it would just be St. Valentines' Day Massacre........I ain't no gothic or psycho. I'm just an ordinary guy who wants to spend my life in my way. If you were to ask me something like......."Do you want to have a girlfriend now?" Well, I don't know. My hair's itchy. Can someone help me scratch? Oh shit don't get the wrong idea. It's THE hair. Head. You know what's that. OH not the balls..........Please.............Will you be my valentine? It's so out of point. Sign gesture. Germans do know how to drink beer. If I didn't drink that three cups of wine on CNY Day 1, my face wouldn't have been so red. Signs of attraction. Extreme Makeover cause turning heads. But the sad problem is........sometimes.........they just hurt their neck. As a matter of fact, I GO F*** F*** F***! HAHAHA!

Thursday, February 10, 2005, 2:10 AM

Worst Geek Ever!

This title has nothing to do with geeks or freaks. Just plain crap I assume. Chinese New Year Day 1.....emmm.......Well, usual routine: Go to church early in the morning. Saw a couple of good old pals. Collected red packets from them. Went to parental grandmother's house and collect red packets from relatives who are supposed to be relatives but uncles and aunties. After a long run, went to a church member's house and same thing, collect red packets. Then went to maternal grandmother's house and say hi and that to everyone who were eating STEAMBOATS!. Ditto as well, collecting red packets. You can't leave out this red packets tradition because if you do, you shall be the ass of the whatever animal which is representing that year. Thus, went back to parental grandmother's house and had our dinner. Same thing as I collected packets from relatives whom I've not seen for months or a decade. As you can tell, I'm not really into the mood of typing what I had through this CNY. What to do? Must try something different and unique each year. Yesterday, skipped class for the CNY celebration at SHSS. I sensed something missing this year and it's Wen Xia. Met some of my old 4T1 pals and they are really the dudes and dudets. After the whole damn thing, went to visit McGrath and she's still the same.......and you should know that she misses us and we miss her. End Of Story. Wait a minute. Not over. We thus went to catch Constantine and managed to get the 3 o'clock tickets. It's really scary at some parts and lots of sense of humor. Nice show though and go catch it if you haven't. Still got to go visiting tomorrow in late morning I guess. Will blog soon if the time is right. Right now, my left feet is numb. Constipation cured. Can finally shit YEAH!!!!!!! Oh Shit! Wrong word at the wrong time. Timing is important. It determines your stamina. Bondage. BYE.

Sunday, February 06, 2005, 1:27 AM

You wanna work for me? YOU'RE FIRED.

This dashboard ain't no board for the confessionalism of a confessionist. If you were to confess something, which is a once in a lifetime issue, who would you confess to? Is it love? Work? Money? Or underwear? You wanna pull off a great one by kneeling down in front of the world and propose to your girlfriend? That's fantabulous! Well......I've got two words for you: "SCREW YOU!" When you reach the solid age of 50, you might have that kind of thinking.......the thinking that will kill..........the thinking that circulates your mind, telling you what you did in the past was stupid, foolish and childish. That's what will happen if your wife leave you for another S.O.B. So the thinking will be vice-versa for happy couples. When you think, you have to use your brain. Think and think. To succeed, you got to think until your hair turns white or drop. Cause when that happens, hard work MIGHT pay off. Well, given the chances, it's got to be around 90%. You punched people. You've got punched. What goes around comes around. You waited all your life, to cross this line. Why? Just cross it! No one's stopping you........unless there are cars speeding forward. Just remember my advice. Do the things that you think it's good and right for you. Listen ONLY to veterans. NOT noobs. Cause when that happen, it's gonna be TILL DEATH DO US PART.........HAHAHAHA......Screw You!

Saturday, February 05, 2005, 11:08 AM

Suckarize

I ain't no bitch. I ain't no homie. I ain't no bastard when I touch the spirit of the ocean. What's there to do when you are the boss? What's there to do when you are in deep shit? Ok enough of typing cock and shits. Jammed with the band yesterday and this time, Sherry went. Sang a couple of songs and I think we improved quite alot. OK this ain't no thinking. It's thinkerize. Gonna jam harder songs with rock metal power solos and whatsoever. What you can think is good. I'm gonna eat. Don't disturb me.