Friday, February 11, 2005, 10:05 PM
Germanisz
The horns sound, the birds fly, the tree shook, "WE'VE SHOCKED THE WORLD!" This is sick. Bored at home....typing nothing but crap.....But wait a minute, I'm typing! And this ain't crap! This ain't horny......isn't it? My brother went to Germany with my father. That's way too cool. Do I have any blogging experience? Look, I don't care if Valentine's Day is upon us. Cause I have no time for that as it's the Grammys that matters most on that day. Anyway, even if I were to spend Valentine's Day, it would just be St. Valentines' Day Massacre........I ain't no gothic or psycho. I'm just an ordinary guy who wants to spend my life in my way. If you were to ask me something like......."Do you want to have a girlfriend now?" Well, I don't know. My hair's itchy. Can someone help me scratch? Oh shit don't get the wrong idea. It's THE hair. Head. You know what's that. OH not the balls..........Please.............Will you be my valentine? It's so out of point. Sign gesture. Germans do know how to drink beer. If I didn't drink that three cups of wine on CNY Day 1, my face wouldn't have been so red. Signs of attraction. Extreme Makeover cause turning heads. But the sad problem is........sometimes.........they just hurt their neck. As a matter of fact, I GO F*** F*** F***! HAHAHA!