Friday, September 01, 2006, 9:06 PM
In one of the most shocking, surprising, and sensational in football transfer history, West Ham United signed Argentina starlets Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano. Indeed, it is a major coup for the East Londoners as dominant european clubs were coming in for them. It was an audacious and unexpected decision by the two promising young dudes of the future. This will definitely bring the EPL standard to a whole new level and expect adrenaline rush in fans and players throughout the region. With the star power in Serie A fading away due to Juventus' unexpected relegation and essential workhorses leaving the club, the Spanish La Liga and English Premier League are definitely the most exciting domestic leagues on TV. Screw my brains out of the sack will you? 31 August 2006 was a helluva shocking Thursday. Dino got an icing on the cake, Dilana got bottom three'd, two of the most promising starlets signed for a middling club and "The Dark Horse" Ryan Star got ousted by Supernova. That's my perspective of course, without a shadow of a doubt. Conclusion, dizzy up a guy by the name of :
Jeremy Ong™. (FOR THE FOURTH TIME, I SAID I DON'T KNOW.)