Thursday, July 26, 2007, 1:20 PM
HOMER!!!!
July 26 marks the opening day of The Simpsons movie in cinemas everywhere. Definitely for yours truly, it's a must watch this year, be it how the reviews fare. It's time for donuts to shine....even greater. Come August 9, it's time for a revolution in the moshpit. Imagine a scenario, a guy and a girl embrace and kiss romantically in the middle of a moshpit where everyone are struggling and banging up each other. How beautiful and lovey dovey would that be....school now, so long.
Thursday, July 12, 2007, 6:38 PM
There's a way to dominate in the moshpit with effect. I've tried those methods and as cool and dumb as they are, they seem to possess the killing spree momentum during the hottest period. To name afew:
1. Zangief Spin
Answer the call, it shaft people aside, prompting their rise of anxiety and awareness towards the killer move. You are bound to get dizzy after awhile; Caution.
2. SEK-YA!
Spinning kick you might say, it was originated from the Green Ranger's trademark action movement dialogue whenever he gives a spin kick. With the legs revolving around the pit, individuals will step aside like putty-patrols.
3. Shoryuken!
Translated as the Rising Dragon Fist, the name says it all. With the consistent jump with your arm in the air, chins will fall apart and nose will be hit on the dart. It is the initial killing touch in the moshpit.
4. 360 Kick Spin
Equivalent to the Zangief Spin, you use your legs to mobilize the area. This move comes with a tougher technique movement which requires leg sweeping in the air for a few measures of seconds.
5. Helpless
Lie on the ground and rest. Ever think people will stop the mosh due to that? Dream on.
Though the moves mentioned above are effective, it came with a cautious warning; you'll look dumb, stupid and screwed up in terms of appearance. It's good, but bad.